Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.
Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.
Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein? Daadi: Theek Hai. Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen. Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.
And ultimately....
If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.
And ultimately....
If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!
Boy: I Love You!
Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...
Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...
Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai !
Santa: Kyon ?
Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!
Santa: Kyon ?
Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!
Patni: Chalo Ek Khel Khelte Hain... Main Chhupti Hoon Aur Aap Mujhe Dhoondhna. Agar Aapne Dhoondh Liya Toh Main Aapke Saath Shopping Karne Chalungi.
Pati: Aur Agar Nahin Dhoondh Paya Toh ?
Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu...... Bas Darwaje Ke Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi ...!!!
Pati: Aur Agar Nahin Dhoondh Paya Toh ?
Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu...... Bas Darwaje Ke Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi ...!!!
Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The??
Wife silent...
Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun?
Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho...
Wife silent...
Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun?
Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho...
I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water.
Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white...
I like duck so much because I love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour... Holi is festival of colours...
Moral of the story: WhatsApp is free. Send Anything !! People still read it...!
Coming soon... An essay on Fish.
Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white...
I like duck so much because I love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour... Holi is festival of colours...
Moral of the story: WhatsApp is free. Send Anything !! People still read it...!
Coming soon... An essay on Fish.
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao...
Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....
Husband: Kya Hua...???
Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...
Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao...
Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....
Husband: Kya Hua...???
Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...
Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The.
Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... MArwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar???? Dekh Aagey Deewar Hai...
Dhadaaaaam! and They Hit The Wall.
The Next day in the hospital Santa asked Banta: Harami, Thukwa Diya Na. Kab Se Keh Raha Tha Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai... Saale Sun Hi Nahi Raha Tha. Tujhe Ek Baar Bhi Khayaal Nahin Aaya Ki Gharwale Intezaar Kar Rahe Honge? Gharwalon Aur Bbachchon Per Kya Beetegi? Aur Agar Hum Mar Jaate Toh Gharwalon Ka Kya Hota???? Bol Ab Daarubaaz... Bolta Kyun Nahi Hai Kutte, Sharaabi ???
Banta Karahte Hue: Oye Santa... Gaadi Mein Nahin Tu Chala Raha Tha... Sharaabi, Bevde...!!!
Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... MArwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar???? Dekh Aagey Deewar Hai...
Dhadaaaaam! and They Hit The Wall.
The Next day in the hospital Santa asked Banta: Harami, Thukwa Diya Na. Kab Se Keh Raha Tha Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai... Saale Sun Hi Nahi Raha Tha. Tujhe Ek Baar Bhi Khayaal Nahin Aaya Ki Gharwale Intezaar Kar Rahe Honge? Gharwalon Aur Bbachchon Per Kya Beetegi? Aur Agar Hum Mar Jaate Toh Gharwalon Ka Kya Hota???? Bol Ab Daarubaaz... Bolta Kyun Nahi Hai Kutte, Sharaabi ???
Banta Karahte Hue: Oye Santa... Gaadi Mein Nahin Tu Chala Raha Tha... Sharaabi, Bevde...!!!
Ek Marwadi Ne Shadi Mein Damad Ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
Damad: Yeh Kya ?
Marwadi: Badi Tamanna Thi ki Beti Ko Shadi Mein HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun, Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi !!!
Damad: Yeh Kya ?
Marwadi: Badi Tamanna Thi ki Beti Ko Shadi Mein HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun, Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi !!!